Cooper's Four Month Checkup

We went to the doctor this afternoon for Cooper's four month checkup.

Yes.

Cooper is still alive.

He has, thus far, survived Maycee.  Much to her continual abuse and strangling love, he continues to be quite mellow.

Stats:
15.25 lbs - 60th Percentile
24.5 in - 40th Percentile

And yes, I did compare these stats with Maycee's four month.  Cooper is short.

However, I blame Maycee.

In the time that it takes me to throw away a diaper, Maycee rolls Cooper from his back to his stomach and then sits on him.  She says they are playing "horsey".

Apparently I cannot take 15 seconds to throw a diaper away.  Maycee is stunting his growth.