My sister is crazy.

Krystal really wanted to start her motorcycle, which we lovingly call "the hog", on Sunday. Shane, Stephen, and Krystal took turns trying to kick start it for at least 20 minutes.

It wasn't happening.

Krystal's brilliance exceeded us all.

The hog was tied to the bumper of the Nissan. The Nissan proceeded down our subdivision road at 10 mph with Krystal and the hog in toe.

Krystal's bumper almost didn't survive.

The boat is what finally cured the hog's long sleep.

The boat is Shane's sturdy Dodge Dynasty.

After the hog was started, much fun ensued. Check out this wheelie.