Stephen Loves Me

Stephen and I had an exchange a few nights ago. This is how it went down.

Me: "Do you love me?"

Stephen: "Yes."

Me: "How much do you love me?"

Stephen: "...I love you so much that if the largest animal..."

Me: "The Blue Whale"

Stephen: "...the blue whale swallowed you...I would come and dig you out with a spoon. That's how much I love you!"

As you can see Stephen loves me very much.