Kids are Quotable

Stephen: Do you want to finish eating your lunch before you go to church?
Maycee: No, I'll just eat the sacrament.

Cooper: Mommy!! Can you come mush this spider?
Kami: He's outside.  Why don't you just leave him there?
Cooper: Nooooooo!! He's going to sting me!
Kami: How about you go grab a ball and squish him.
Cooper: Can I hit him with the bat?

Kami to children: Your dad is bugging me.
Maycee: Yeah, he's crazy.  And he's a slackerpants.