My hubby is SO funny!

Stephen called me while I was at work today. This is what proceeded:

(Everything is said in a whisper)
Kami: Hello?
(He immediately begins to whisper with me)
Stephen: Why are we whispering?
Kami: Because I like to see what people do when I do it.
(Still whispering)
Stephen: Is there someone in the office that you don't want them to know where you are because they are going to hurt you?
Kami: Yes.
Stephen: Do you need me to come save you?
Kami: Yes.
Stephen: I am going to go to Walmart and buy a batman costume and then I will come and save you.
Kami: Hurry
Stephen: The lines at Walmart will probably be long.

Enough said.